"Hire a bloody van," Crowley says, with a look that, even in the dark, conveys an admirable sense of what the fuck is wrong with you. "Or - 'borrow' one, if that's what you're more comfortable with."

Crowley's protestations aren't exactly hypocritical; he definitely wouldn't entrust his possessions to a disreputable-looking carpet-bag. It's simply that - when he does move - Crowley doesn't really tend to bring that much with him.